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That Strip Club Show Master Character List – Episodes 1-12
- MAIN RECURRING SPEAKING ROLES
- Merv – TAKEN – White, Male, thin build, early 30s to late 40s. Merv is sleazy, creepy, an asshole, and unsuccessfully tries to be endearing. Audience must want to puke.
- TAKEN – Sam – Black, Male, stocky, early 30s to late 40s. Sam is boisterous and jolly, but will turn on a dime into an imposing and aggressive fighter.
- Wendy – Open to race, female, early 20s to early 30s. Quiet, girl next door, naive. Character has a background in gymnastics and will need to display flexibility at least once for a scene. Brunette Dancer.
- TAKEN – Mickey – Native Canadian/American, early 20s to early 30s, short king. Quiet introvert intelligent writer who will generally let others lead in conversation.
- Chad – TAKEN – Thor of Pussy.
- TBD – Wildcard, Agent of Chaos, Gay Crypto Millionaire Party Animal
- Helen – White, female, late 20s to late 30s. Helen is a firecracker mixed with a pit viper if angered, but has with a heart of gold if befriended. Blonde Dancer.
- Sweet Tart – Open to race, female, early 20s to early 30s. Bubbly, submissive, quiet.
- Sour Patch – Open to race, female, early 20s to early 30s. Rude, dry, brash, direct.
- Julien – White male, open to age. Clean cut, snooty, condescending, narcissist.
- Zeke – White male, open to age. Bigger build than Julien. Quiet, intelligent, strategic, but is Julien’s underling muscle.
- GUEST SPEAKING ROLES
- Lexi – Open to race, female, late 20s to late 30s. Outgoing, life of the party. Character also has a background in gymnastics, so flexibility is a must/plus.
- 2 scenes (will be more prominent in season 2)
- TAKEN Bridesmaid – OPEN to race – female – OPEN to age –
- Cuck Husband – OPEN to race and age
- 1 scene (non speaking, but will need to emote disappointment)
- Guy Hit By Car – Open to race and age
- 1-2 scenes (will be more prominent in season 2)
- TAKEN – Lord Whitewood – Male, open to race and age. Nerdy look and unique or strong voice is a must.
- Mickey’s mom – female, early 40s, Native Canadian/American.
- TAKEN – Wendy’s grandmother Esther – early 40s minimum, shock humorist, represents truth and cringe.
- Wendy’s mother Pam – 30s to 40s, thin build, very soft spoken and accommodating.
- TAKEN – Wendy’s friend Liz – 20s to 30s, Open to race, very agreeable. Needs to have chemistry withWendy.
- Pablo – Hispanic/Pacific Islander – early 20s to early 30s. Sassy gay man.
- 1 episode, multiple scenes.
- Australian Cowboy 1 & 2 – White males – open to age – Good accent.
- 1 episode, multiple scenes
- Rose – Open to race. Early 20s to early 30s. Very girly, sensual spoken demeanor.
- Jake – Athletic build, Open to race. Rival to Chad. Near mirror qualities.
- Becky-BIG-TITS – Open to race and age. Well endowed, outgoing, fun,
single girl who lives in the city.
- Bikini scenes as a holiday helper over at least 4 episodes
- Kathy Culdesac – Open to race and age. Karen haircut and or demeanor.
- Same 4 episodes as Becky-BIG-TITS, but look is from the suburbs.
- Heavy Bevy – Larger build, open to race and age, female. Sweet but fierce.
- TAKEN – Comedy Club Owner – Open to race. Late 30s or early 40s minimum. Dick.
- Crypto Richard – Open to race, age. Male. Gets excited talking nerdy things.
- TAKEN – Travis McStuffins – 40s, male, Leading man or lead news anchor vibes.
- TAKEN – Johnny Cockring – TAKEN – sports analyst/tech analyst vibes
- GIMP – Needs a latex suit and not claustrophobic
- Will have muffled dialogue, 2 scenes
- Dorian Ramsbottom – African American gangster/player vibe.
- Bankteller – Open to age, race, gender. Snooty, condescending, butler vibes.
- Drunk Juan – Open to age, race.
- TAKEN – Homeless guy – Open to age, race.
- Waitress Rita – Open to age, race.
- Jorge – Philippine/Central of South American – Thin build, early 20s. Sassy gay party kid who’s into tarot and astrology.
- Extensive dialogue 2-3 episodes
- Drunk customer – open to all
- George – Radio Host – voice only
- 1 scene, possibility of S2
- Radio Show Caller – Voice only
- Man with headset – Middle aged male, open to race, peckish personality
- 1 scene, possibility in S2
- Buck Charleston – Smug, slicked back hair, suave. Primetime news host vibes
- 1 episode, multiple scenes, season 2 more prominent
- Santa’s Elf – little person
- 1 episode multiple scenes, possibility of S2
- Aggressive Christmas bro – frat bro type
- Effeminate Blue Guy – Open – Portland accent
- Redneck Red Guy – Open – southern accent
- Process server – Business suit – open – male
- Voice-over-INTERVIEWER – Voice only, soft documentarian voice
- Karen – stereotypical Karen from meme – Aggressive, business mindset. Assertive or dominant in conversation and delivery.
- NON SPEAKING ROLES
- 20 slots for male patrons of strip club. Variety of clothing, race, age, etc.
- 10 slots for female patrons
- Wendy’s daughter under ten years old (playing a 5-6 year old)
- Mom and son in supermarket – 8-12 year old boy, open to race
- 3-5 biker gang members – open to race and age – tough and brooding
- Jake’s Abercrombie crew – 2-3 preppy looking fucks
- Heavy Bevy’s Thick Biscuit Crew – 4-5 plus sized women who walk sassy.
- Family of 3 (man, woman, infant/baby)
- Merv’s elderly Mom.
- Sam’s Ex-Girlfriend – white female, open to age
- Family with toddler walking by Anthony – Open
- possibility of toddler saying BYEEE!
- Three scrubs of Christmas strip club past (MALE)
- Lonely – Middle aged, slick back hair, died beard, outdated blazer.
- White Knight – 20s, preppy, pretty college boy
- No Undies – Urban vibe with baggy pants and urban attire.
- Pro-Anthony Crowd of 100 or more
- Man in sunglasses – open